USC is staging the musical of Legally Blonde.

Their content warning (full screenshot):

Students have to be warned about “descriptions of academic pressure???” What are they doing over there? All this kind of excessive CYA warning does is create people who grow up with no backbone and no gumption.

And that’s ignoring that the musical is significantly watered down from the movie, which had genuine struggle, tension, and wit. The musical is inoffensive puff.